pineapple

The worst fucking fruit, LIKE WHY IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT IT ON PIZZA, YALL ARE GROSS

PINEAPPLE IS GROSS

by Jilleen June 21, 2021

tickley pineapple

The sexual act of inserting a pineapple up the rectum and having it tickle the tubes while ripping and bleeding, but inducing overall enjoyment.

Oh dear there is so much blood coming out of my anus, I must of got a tickley pineapple last night.

by Okssor13 June 25, 2021

Pineapple

A “secret” name used for your crush in middle/high school.

“Omg there’s Josh”
“Who?”
“You know, “Pineapple””
“Ohhhh that’s pineapple”

by yues June 29, 2021

pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.

wow, check out that pineapple handle.

by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012

Pineapple Surprise

Pineapple Surprise – Double Shot of Vodka with a pineapple mixer.

Usually consumed in the non-outside window facing pokie room at 9am on a Monday morning of a very dodgy seedy 24 hour PUB.

Oh my god bro... I was so hung to the jesus bone that I had to go and have a pineapple surprise just to tackle the fear before my Monday morning sales meeting.

by Big_Brando_Baby September 1, 2013

Pineapple

another word for nigga

That pineapple just stole my iphone. He's from Hempstead, NY

by candiman87 December 6, 2011

swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011