deuce

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.

1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!

by Black107 November 1, 2006

Deuces

Mom thinks it means poop but it really means see ya later

Owen, “deuces!”

by austin123456 November 10, 2022

Deuce Revenant

A rapper from Peroria, Illinois who has some sick bars and spits fire. He likes to work hard and party even harder.

Have you heard some of that new Deuce Revenant?

by travelD January 26, 2023

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

Deuce

A sock head or a butt face.

Natalia: Turkey? I'm not familiar with these weird bowling terms.
Ellie: You're such a deuce.

by SomeCoolKidWroteThis December 20, 2008

deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 8, 2010