Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 05, 2019

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 22, 2017

Ace Deuce

Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.

Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.

Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.

My A-1 since day 1.

by November 13, 2020

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 27, 2024

Double deuce

When both parties shit at the same time during sex.

I knew we were soulmates when we pulled a double deuce. It was love at first shit

by Supergoosh September 26, 2021

double deuce

Often referred to as 22oz beer/ alcoholic beverage. Much like (40's), are the 40 ounce counterpart.

Yo, grab me a double deuce Icehouse at the store and some black and milds.

by Slimothy smooth James January 15, 2021