number five

when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.

dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.

by ytyyt67 August 6, 2007

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mombo number 5

a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head

wow you are really being a mombo number five

by greg guerette July 17, 2003

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doing a lot

She be doing numbers

by whatonearth October 18, 2010

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Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit

Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!

by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008

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