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Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.
Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!
by WatsonN April 27, 2013
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
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Speed Changer

A idiot on the road that is slow when in front of you, but when you try to pass him he immediately speeds up. The reason behind this is they are unable to find a flow of traffic without another to do it for him/her.
I was on the road and tried to pass someone, but this speed changer decided it would be great to speed up and block me.
by Irish potato August 13, 2014
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Speed Media

Speed Media is a format used to convey content very quickly and concisely
"The information about the game was written in speed media, got through it in less than a minute."
by Notime November 27, 2013
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Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate
Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe
by Salty Steve February 9, 2015
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Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway
A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"
by SneakySniper April 27, 2015
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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
by Tman227 September 11, 2016
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