nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 3, 2004

Frigid Nipple

The act of placing a cold bottle of liquid on your partner's body, thus causing them great pleasure.

My boyfriend gave me a Frigid Nipple last night and it was hot!!

by Jam!e March 25, 2010

Butchy Nipples

Woman's or man's nipples that are always hard, pink, wrinkly, prune-like, and hairy.

Donovan: Did you see that man's butchy nipples at the pool?
Taylor: Yea..they were disgusting!!!

by Alejandro87 May 8, 2011

Nipple vines

When the hairs around your nipples grow extensively long in a wild twisting manner.

Yo, mama's so hairy, Tarzan himself could swing from her nipple vines.

Dude, I haven't shaved my chest in weeks, I'm beginning to grow nipple vines.

by AngryGuinea August 3, 2010

nipple wallop

when a woman with large nipples slaps the man on the penis with them

shh or il nipple wallop you

she game such a good nipple wallop last night

by a man in a black dress May 16, 2011

lightning nipples

A very odd word. Somewhat random. May reference erect nipples.

Lightning Nipples=funny

by bob me cal May 20, 2010

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 4, 2009