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muddy flag 

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.
Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*
muddy flag by cumBag January 25, 2016
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Muddy Jungle 

A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.
Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.
Muddy Jungle by Motorhead September 8, 2016

Muddy Soup 

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.
Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.
Muddy Soup by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016

muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!
Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?
muddy marlins by beemoody September 5, 2016

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.
Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

muddy gems

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.
muddy gems by 100010001 June 10, 2016

muddy gems

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.
muddy gems by 100010001 June 1, 2016