mr. crumpet

A type of male who is so attractive and stunning that you can’t help but call him a Mr. Crumpet. He looks as delicious as a british black tea with a side of crumpets and jam; you could indulge in him all day. Often british men are referred to as Mr. Crumpet because they enjoy crumpets while looking like a delicious snack at the same time.

Oh my goodness... Hector is such a Mr. Crumpet! He’s delicious!!

Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!

by ominousmuffin5678 May 4, 2019

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

mr. bettag

The best P.E teacher at Terre Haute North High School

Mr. Bettag
''Pennell, in my office. lock the door behind you''
''Let's go!''
''AAAAHHHH''

by morkuwu February 22, 2020

Mr. Fundamentals

Tim Duncan

"Thanks to Mr. Fundamentals, the Spurs have made an NBA dynasty"

by Jordan Pauls June 6, 2015

Mrs. Webster

An asshole who hates children. She cares more about herself than the people who she teaches. The opposite of a hottie.

You wish you would never meet her.

Ewww... It's Mrs. Webster. Let's take the day off

by litness234 June 4, 2018

Mrs. Katwina

the bestest mommy on the face of the earth she is beccas mommy and she is ultra mega super duper pooper scooper pogger champer than u

me: OH MRS. KATWINA
becca: oh lord nog again

by dnfShipper1925 March 9, 2021

Mr Frantz

Mr Frantz is the man. He’s making a rap video and he is very cool therefore respected. Frantz is shown as a mean man ‘get back to work’ but is a nice guy. ‘lets make a rap video’ and ‘I’ve never played cards in my life, I swear to god’. Mr Frantz is compassionate to sticky beans and coconut rice. Mr Frantz loves maths, and wishes to return to university to learn my maths.

Oh Jeez, It's Mr Frantz
'Tell me the Joke'

by Sqwodwird August 22, 2018