Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.

I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014

Fancy Mouse

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus

John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night."

by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010

Mouse Tug

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.

Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"

by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011

Naughty Mouse

A human mouse that is vewy vewy NAUGHTY. A way you can avoid being called this is just being a good boi/gal and being NICE.

You have been a very NAUGHTY MOUSE.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 12, 2022

Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.

This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.

by kansas54 May 16, 2017