Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock

Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea
Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here
Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

by Ass-Jackson March 28, 2011

Clit mitten

Clit mitten is the clitorises equivalent to the labia meat curtains. Clit mitten is a extremely large clitoris that usually hangs down and covers the labia.

That bitch had a huge clit mitten, but i bet it kept her warm on a cold day.

by Shadamsssss December 29, 2011

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.

That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

curry mittler

Noun; a cone shaped droopy poop

My curry mittler squweazed out of me like Koka Noodles last Saturday after a spicy Mexican dish

by CurryMittlerFan101 November 19, 2015

20 Minute

When a member of your group decides to leave within 20 minutes of chilling.

Wow. Seems like Dan is pulling another 20 Minute tonight.

by Stippers November 16, 2016

10 minute man

Being a single woman is hard, some of us just want sex, some of us want a relationship, some want dates and some want food, sex, chillout time with no strings attached.

The 10 minute man for a woman is a man that you can call and he will be round in 10 minutes for food, drinks or chill but there is always sex involved. Someone you can hang out with and have fun but have incredible sex with out that relationship status.

Girl1 : dam I really just need to get myself a 10 minute man.

Girl 2: tell me about it, can't be dealing with a relationship or a one night stand, I just need a 10 minute man too.

by Girlbants June 7, 2017