minimal wear

A condition of a weapon skin in cs:go that comes right before factory new. Typically bought by thrifty players who have realised that in most cases, the difference between factory new and minimal wear can only be observed under a microscope and by the size of the dent in your already fund deprived wallet

I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.

by ExpectNeo June 2, 2017

Miniyah

Miniyah’s are very pretty. They can sometimes be shy but are all around fun once you get to know them. They are genuine people who just want to live life to the fullest.

Miniyah why are you so pretty??

by 0977 June 2, 2018

Minion mom

The type of women who shares minion memes on Facebook. We all know one.

Why did you share that Nancy! You are such a minion mom

by Minion.mom.2000 June 6, 2019

#MiniStroke

1:- Masturbating with small hands

I wonder how many #MiniStrokes The @realdonaldjtrump has to use To get Putin a happy ending

by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020

Soundcloud Mining

When your searching for new songs on Soundcloud.

Guys 1: what r u doing
Guy 2: Soundcloud mining

by Mr. Dankies June 11, 2018

not my ministry

noun. 1. something that one will never do, no matter the circumstance
2. an action that is not one’s calling or purpose in life

Coddling the ego of a grown man is not my ministry

by Susie_Carmichael March 17, 2019

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021