mush machine

another word for the television. too much television will turn your brain to mush. hence, mush machine.

i came home and watched the mush machine for a few hours.

by Lisa Caranfa May 14, 2004

hoss machine

One that is not only muscular and buff, but possesses qualities in which he is deemed unstoppable and therefore machine-like.

(A newly achieved level of "badassness.")

"Did you see Griff in the gym?" (reply)"Yea, that dude's a hoss machine!"

"Sup bro?" (reply)"Whats happenin there hoss machine?"

by This guy griffin... September 23, 2008

washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.

"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."

by elektra902 June 21, 2009

douche boner machine

someone who is a tool or a jock or just a plain old fag.

1.what a douche boner machine.
2. dont be a douche boner machine
3. he is a douche boner machine

by longboards September 19, 2009

big fat green machine horse cock

read the word you faggot

go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock

by shit cock and balls March 2, 2020

The Leftwing Propaganda machine

see your television

All news channels

All of Hollywood

All music video channels

All tv commercials

All Celebrities

All rap

The ACLU,NAMBLA,the KKK,Neo-Nazis(four of the same thing)

Your tv set will turn you gay or make you a horny "bi" and get you into group sex!

By making you immoral they make you a better "consumer whore" and make you less intelligent,thus making it easier to "erode your rights"....

I'm not saying that Republicans are wonderful,I'm just saying that Democrats are evil and deceitful as all hell.

Leftwing propaganda is everywhere!

Wake up and pay attention!
Politicians DO NOT have YOUR best interests at heart.

by I used to be a Democrat August 17, 2004

Bendy and the ink machine fandom

The fandom for the game Bendy and the ink machine .basically fnaf fandom but went worse faster. There is only children and youtubers who want the sweet sweet 12 year old ad revenue.

Guy : "hey man have you seen the Bendy and the ink machine fandom"

Guy 2 : "yeah all i see is cringy art,fanfiction,childern and youtubers"

by HaedinHater69 July 12, 2017