mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed into a softer substance.
Reference to your brain on drugs.

Yo you fuck! I'll turn your brains into mashed potatoes!

by Beedub February 15, 2004

muffin masher

a person who hit muffins with rather large mashing things, usually mentally disturbed...

"Stupid muffin!!" *whak whak*

by Shruberry January 28, 2005

masher

A stupid, foolish person

Alana is such a masher!
James is a mashpot
You are totally mashed.

by ERIN AND LAURA August 25, 2003

Mashed Potatoes

(Noun Form)

Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

Similar terms are...

“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.

Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!

by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010

mashing

To tickle one's fancy through the tickling of one's willy

Field was caught mashing for the seventh time today

by Alex vH November 11, 2005

button masher

Used to describe something you just can't wrap your head around.

Yeah, I don't know how to answer that. It's a real button masher.

by Unicorn Boots April 5, 2009

masher

A very large lungful of smoke (marijuana or tobacco) prefixed by a nice smoke trick.

Man you just took a MASHER hit off that joint!

by nullacc June 13, 2009