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Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.
"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"
by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010
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Redneck Math Logic

The cognitive process in which an individual of lesser intelligence (often residing in the southern United States of America), pieces together two unrelated or otherwise illogical statements into a "Redneck Logic" equation.

Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".

Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Tucker: Hey man, who are you?
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
by Silthers May 18, 2012
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using that logic

In an argument, it is exploiting someone's logic trail and using the exact same logic trail against them, often modified to use counterpart objects of comparison and/or contrast.
In regular conversations, it is often used as call to action.
Argumentative:
Man 1: One of the ideas explored sometimes was to take useful items and somehow corrupt them and make them unusable/impractical and pass it off as art. Anyways, this guy is about 100 years too late with this.
Man 2: Using that logic, we should all stop making art at all because we're all 41,000 years too late with it.
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She explains that it’s okay to call white people “crackers” because it’s a term slaves used to describe whites. So using that logic, she shouldn’t be offended if a racist white person calls her the “n” word. After all, that’s how the white slave owners referred to the slaves.

Conversational:
Batman gets his name from a fear of bats. Using that logic, what's your superhero name?
by O_H October 11, 2016
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Moon Logic

Moon Logic. When things don't make any sense, or rather, when you are bamboozled by a seemingly illogical jump that others are irrationally capable of making. Used mainly in trying to understand the perspective of women.
Having a conversation with girls requires a lot of moon logic.
by TM2 Dinobot September 8, 2010
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That sounds logical.

WC3 and Dota-Allstars, lich's primary catch phrase and is a minor meme amongst WC3 and dota players.
post 1: omg y so imba chainfrost it 1 click kill all!!11

post 2: hmm.... that sounds logical.
by mudkipz are anons too July 8, 2009
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leggins

Leggins are dumb

They were popular in the 80's and went out of fashion for a good reason. The are similar to pantyhose or tights, but the are footless. Why????, so your pale feet can be seen.

If you are trying to be cute, or sexy, or not look like an idiot, please upgrade to stockings.
That girl thinks she looks so hott & sexxxy in her leggins.

Do you think she also wears a skort????
by s mc March 8, 2008
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logicritus

a very cool and smart guy
often used to give someone a compliment
"you are my logicritus (hero)"
by Sofieke March 18, 2004
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