Lauren

a complete whore that hits on every single guy at school
she has stupid-ass eyes, and a jelly-belly
every girl hates her, and she has no girlfriends anymore

i wanted to punch lauren in the face once i heard that she told my boyfriend that she would fuck him if he didnt have a girlfriend

lauren is such a whore

Lauren by amwinkle June 16, 2011

Lauren Castro 

Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.

-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!

-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.

Lauren Castro by Kipper dog December 29, 2011

pulling a lauren 

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

pulling a lauren by lauren6996 March 3, 2014

Lauren

Lauren is a very cool and good being. Gets blocked when asking for it but gets unblocked and resumes the same behaviour. Very good person. Some Lauren's are adventurous and know how to throw sick parties, had a pet chicken named Zeus who may rest in peace. (Very common for all Lauren's.) Gets happy when close friend is happy, very supportive. Few Lauren's have the ability of telepathy, only the best ones. You can tell when they are annoyed because of facial expressions and telepathy of course, say "ugh" occasionally. In conclusion, Lauren's like to shower treats on animals.

Adventurous girl... must be a Lauren!

Lauren by Box March 7, 2017

Lauren

A sly bitch who manipulates you and eats mayonnaise

Fucking bitch I hate you Lauren screw off.

Lauren by Trinity Sweep September 9, 2019

Lauren

a good girl who loves animals and who gets all the boys (alot of jason's) and who is beautiful in and out!she makes friends all the time and everywhere she go's. her dad is way over pertective and she has alot of pets. over all just the best ever!

"did you see her" (boy 1)
"oh yeah' (boy 2)
"she is so pretty" (boy 1)

"well of course, she is a Lauren" (boy 2)

Lauren by loliloliloliloliloliloliloli February 10, 2020

Lauren

Worlds Ugliest person alive usually has big forehead and is gonna be the most stupid person you ever met

Ewww it’s Lauren
Wow that’s a big forehead Lauren

Lauren by A guy who hates laurens February 16, 2020