Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.

Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled

by Gobark123 April 4, 2020

Knobbing your ginger

A term describing the action of having sex with a ginger haired person.

Knobbing your ginger is often used to describe the action of have sex with a person who has red hair

"Have you knobbed Larry yet?"

by malfinc1050 December 10, 2022

knob

1. your penis or dick

2. an insult

1. “mate i have seen your knob”

2.”fuck u darren your a knob”

by bed sheet April 5, 2022

Jaw-knobbing

When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.

I got lock jaw last saturday from too much jaw-knobbing

by #jizzyjay May 24, 2024