Exploding kitten

When you dick her so hard that her kitten explodes like hiroshima.

I made her muc like a korean nuclear bomb, we call it the exploding kitten!

by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018

international soup kitchen

Restaurant in New York on 51st Street that the original Soup Nazi works at. Actually opened before the Seinfeld episode was made. The owner is famous for his Nazi-like ordering requirements.

Hey, that no soup for you guy works at the International Soup Kitchen!

by Luigi30 May 20, 2004

pooped a kitten

To have a bowel movement so large it is the size of a young feline.

Dude! I just pooped a kitten. Do not go in there.

by H-$ December 17, 2009

bear your kittens

If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"

If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.

When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.

by scodder May 6, 2010

Guatemalan Soup Kitchen

1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.

1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.

by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010

National E-kitten day

On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 3, 2023

In The Kitchen

A phrase used to make others aware of who's COOKING!

A mental place where you're brain is running at its highest level of power. In the zone x10. After marinating on something, you find yourself IN THE KITCHEN!!!

dubbed by Pro bmx rider Pat Laughlin, aka Big Daddy. HITEMWITIT!!

Wow, the tri-cep extension on that x-factor was huge. He's IN THE KITCHEN for sure!!

by bgeeezy July 10, 2010