reality-killer

Someone that can't really care a fuck. And ignores fucked-up opinions.

"Fred, why you are a reality-killer.-
"Cause I sick of opinioned politician with there bullshits. I already voted one. And I ain't going to do it again. I like isolation from society. Their all up to there necks. So, why bother about that."

by realitykiller October 12, 2016

killer jr

Current host of noobalert, kills noobs for a living. Also known for being a Money hungry gnome console gamer. He is also aiming for a professional roblox career. Hes Dream is to become #1 speedrunner in the entire universe, gotta go fast!

#numberone #gottagofast #sonic #KillsTheGame #Let'sGetRightIntoTheNoobs

-Woah, that speedrunner is totally radical!
Yeah bruv, he's a total killer jr !

by DefStrikkerSlajer666 November 21, 2016

String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.

"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick

by idyt December 17, 2016

Baby Killer

Any child who chooses to speak or scream at random intervals while their parents are mid-coitus, causing the loss of boner.

Savvs is a baby killer.

by huuuuuge kok December 23, 2016

Reverse Serial Killer

Someone who repetitively changes lives without ending them.

Ex: The girls that bang guys that would otherwise be virgins at 40.

Ex: The end.

I’m glad that reverse serial killer took care of Dick so he didn’t go buck wild on the Vagina Monologue last night.

by Derilict McCoy October 27, 2018

Zodiac Killer

Slayer of liberal taxes and protector of American freedoms

Look it's Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer!!

by #notarepublican October 31, 2018

harambe's killer

some dumb ass fucking scumbag that yeeted himself into the crib of a gorilla named harambe. harambe was the greatest gorilla of all time and this little cunt ass shithead got him fucking dead

You know that little scumbag harambe's killer? He fucking sucks ass man

by evega February 24, 2019