Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.

Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim

by Roo#1 December 30, 2008

Crazy John

hand-job (usually given while intoxicated)

Last night was crazy. I ended up giving that guy a "Crazy John."

by PUBLICSAFETY October 7, 2011

John Peel

God: a likeness. A higher being.

What does God look like? John Peel comes darn close

by Chris Trew February 26, 2005

sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013

john roy

a very large poop that is satisfying when unleashed in a toilet

o man i got to drop a john roy at the store

by boathouse January 11, 2009

john digweed

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.

John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.

by TwiloGhost December 26, 2007

john mccain

Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.

John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.

by kiobe June 2, 2007