Jesus Christ on Jupiter

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.

I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!

by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023

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holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.

Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!

by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006

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Skeet Jesus

When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.

Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!

by Holyswagness December 31, 2013

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Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.

Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."

by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017

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