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Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.
Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."
by yardbug January 22, 2010
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Shaver's Itch

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI
There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.
by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011
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scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.
by ad-92129 March 26, 2011
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do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"
you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?
by felixata August 22, 2011
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fixin the ole itch

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.
by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011
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My balls are itchy

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them
by Kalebbear June 29, 2017
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Grao's itch

An itch occuring specifically to balls of celebrities, leading to awkward scenarios or positions which are too sore to be avoided even while being on camera. These awkward moments are then immaculately captured and posted on social media. The itch is named after famous internet personality who first captured Indian politician Kejriwal doing such an act.
Vinny: Those ball tampering photos of Kejriwal were funny

Me: Grao's itch gets them all
by hellslyne April 2, 2018
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