Islam

Islam is a religion
That will give us all the best life
Islam means subjection
Salam means peace
This religion
forbids slavery
Kill
Theft
And
Lying
Islam start with one sentence
"Ashadu alla ilaha illa Allah wa ashadu ana muhamadan rasululah"

Islam love peace

by Muslimboy May 9, 2018

Island Poop

(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.

Crap, my island poop won't flush! *gets ice scraper* That should do the trick.

by Rrillo November 8, 2009

Islana

The origin of the name is in latin. Loyal, affectionate and lots of sensuality, seeks to be always showing your love all the time and expect your beloved to do the same. Overprotective and very practical, someone ready to help in solving the problems of the people closest. But it has a strong tendency to chafe when not accept your help or advice. Very worried about the money, something that you like so much! Possessiveness and dependence temosia are aspects which must flee. Stunning.

Girl 1: Islana's so nice and beautiful! I wish I could be more like her.

Girl 2: She's so helpful. I can trust her anytime!

by BlueCandyFloss December 29, 2012

islamopornocrisy

Unfair sentencing of gays and lesbians in the Muslim world stemming from the fact that Islamic societies are patriarchal and straight men enjoy watching lesbian sex but are turned off by gay men having sex.

Islamopornocrisy exist in Brunei as it has the death penalty for gay men but lesbians get a mere 40 lashes.

by marriedmycousin August 5, 2019

Island boy language

What island boy language is, its a language using Florida slang and Cuban/Dominican and other Hispanic slangs, but a word that is used a lot is “bic Coronado” or “cuz I’m a island boy”. Also a island boy is a person who has wicks and dyed hair.

Shawty: maneee stop speaking island boy language

by Pimp lil skimp January 20, 2022

Nobend Island

A place where irritating or inappropriate people must be sent to. Once people are in Nobend Island they cam still be seen by all but are actually in a parallel dimension to us. They must redeem themselves in order to depart Nobend Island.

Sentenced:
Alex: Lolage you're such a fag you n00b.
Jay: What're you on about?
Alex: *Says more unfunny things*
Jay: Nobend Island. Now.

To depart:

Alex: *Gives Jay a cookie*
Jay: *Munches* ... You can leave Nobend Island.

by Chelseh F February 22, 2008

Long Island Dip

v. The gentleman, who may or may not be from Long Island, whilst nude, lowers his balls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. Cool Mint) and then places said balls into the open mouth of a willing participant who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.

Linda's mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that Italian restaurant, so Jim lovingly gave her a Long Island Dip in the back of his car.

by zombieprom August 10, 2013