Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.

I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.

by Brosnice23gta5 November 15, 2022

Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 06, 2019

Minecraft

A joyful game of which you live a beautiful and prosperous life in which you can spend it collecting wood or building houses and even tending to animals

"Hey bro wanna play Minecraft?"
"Sure, Who wouldn't?"

by Ricky_the_word_geek August 23, 2021

Minecraft

Interchangeable way for saying Mein Kampf

I hate Minecraft

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Minecraft

The best game that should be classified as a drug that isn’t even though its addictive as fuck

I’ve been play Minecraft for the past 16 hours without a break

by Christian Whiterice May 13, 2020

Minecraft

The Best Game In The History Of Games

Guy: Hey do you play Minecraft?
Guy2: WTF Yes Bro, what would you think?!?!

by Racoon Bandit December 09, 2019

minecraft

the best game in the world

"oh damn, they look better than Minecraft"
"impossible"

by rain21873 June 02, 2021