MONEY/HAPPINESS

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!

MONEY/HAPPINESS
They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!

by JBCARLSBAD January 25, 2020

happy penguins

penguins that are happy
are not sad

because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad

but they aren’t sad because their happy

Those are some very happy penguins. They almost seem sad but their not cause their happy

by happy__penguins July 30, 2019

The Happy Chemical

Full phrase of the shortened THC , the active ingridient in marijuana.

Hey, where'd you pick up the Happy Chemical?

by ErisM August 25, 2008

happy helper

when the female is wearing a paperbag with a smiley face (drawn or cut out) concealing her facial ugliness while having sexual intercourse. typically used to make up for butterfaces

that butterface would look hotter as a happy helper

M: hey, lets wear masks while we have sex

F (during sex): what happened to your mask?

M: it got too hot, but keep yours on. you look great

by 2fly4wyteguy August 11, 2009

Happiness Explosion

When you orgasm in someone or someone’s face and you laugh out loud.

After smashing it for half an hour, I had a happiness explosion all over her!

by J-Bizzler January 4, 2012

statue of happiness

GTA 4's Equivalent to the Statue of Liberty. Also has by far the biggest easter egg in existance inside of the statue.

Dude i just saw the statue of liberty.

nah that was just Grand Theft Auto's statue of Happiness.

by Brian123232323 April 29, 2008

Happy Dolphin

The act of ramming your erect member into a females anus. The noise the female emits often resembles the "Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphin", which inhabit temperate to moderately warm waters of the Northern Pacific Ridge. For more information visit your local library.

The Poster above clearly doesn't know what a Happy Dolphin Is.

by Shotgun22 October 1, 2008