Greek Incest

Incest occurring within a Greek family in sororities or fraternities. Common Greek incest occur as drunk make outs between your pledge mom's boyfriend's pledge son or anything along the lines of being in the same pledge family.

Frat guy 1: Dude, that Sigdelt is totally hot. I made out with her!
Frat guy 2: Isn't she your pledge dad's girlfriend's kid?
Frat guy 1: Yeah. So? She's not my real sister.
Frat guy 2: That's you're pledge sister! Greek incest!

by TokenAsian December 27, 2011

Gregged

When someone calls you Greg, even though your name is definitely not Greg.

"Hey Greg"
"My name isn't Greg, it's Sean"
"Whatever Greg"
"Wth..."
"YOU WERE JUST GREGGED!"

by Igotgregged May 23, 2012

coach greg

-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.

Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"

by Elmer Cady January 9, 2008

greek headlock

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack

So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.

by danimal799 July 11, 2010

greg

To cock something up, to make a hash of it,

Oh no, I've totally gregged this mechanism up!!
Man, my bike is gregged!

by h-bombed January 15, 2009

Greg

When you drink a little bit and pass out. You puke on yourself while passed out. Then you wake up the next morning thinking you feel like shit but in reality you just dont feel like doing anything pussy

Oh man Sawyer was being a real Greg yesterday

by TG and JG December 28, 2008

greek gang bang

A guy who dreams of having sex with as many sheep as he can instead of counting them.

My friend at work is always having a Greek gang bang, even during lunch.

by The Dudester September 5, 2006