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Google Roulette

A game where you type a random rude/obscure/weird or scary word into Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky' and then you report back to your friends with the contents of the website. Each game consists of three rounds with each player having three turns per round. Each game is the best out of 3.
Rules:
1)No swear words
2)Cant be a name of a person
3)If the player clicks 'Google Search' instead of 'I'm feeling lucky' gets disqualified for cheating.
4)If a player squeals on another player (i.e to the teacher/class hardcore nerd) they are banned from that game alone and will have a record of being a squeal.

Scoring system:
1)When at school/work, its the player who came up with the word for the person who got into the most trouble (detention, kicked off the computer, etc.) wins that round.
2)The person who gets the most laughs from the spectators or other players wins that round (unless a player gets told off by the teacher which is trumps the most laughs)
Player 1: Yo Leroy, wanna play Google Roulette?
Player 2: Ok then shit for brains
by TheBigCheeseyNipple November 20, 2009
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google image

(verb) To search for images on the web, using Google or some similar web search engine.
I google imaged "slipperyback", but got only two pictures of a skink.

If you want to find lots of pictures of something, just google image it.
by Slipperyback November 25, 2010
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google assistant

It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please
Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant
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Afghan goggles

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.
John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.
by benjiclayton March 22, 2008
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Arabian Beer Goggles

Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.
wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles
by Flip in Toledo May 1, 2009
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Google

alongside with YouTube, Hotmail and Wikipedia, one of The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The white one.
Revelation 6:1 - 6:2 - "...When the Lamb had opened the first of the seven seals, I heard the first of the four beasts say with a thundering voice, Come and SEARCH. And I beheld, and lo a white horse; and he that sat on him had a KEYBOARD: and there was given unto him a MOUSE, and he departed as conqueror and to conquest ALL OF THE INTERNET."

yes, i did google that
by VENOXX May 24, 2009
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ear goggles

Ear googles have better bass response than those cheap bud headphones brosef.
by POG November 29, 2004
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