United Patriots Front

The Australian branch of global fascism.

The States have the KKK; the Brits have Ukip; the Aussies have the United Patriots Front.

They oppose non-whiteness and non-Aussie religion. Sorry I'm not talking about the Indigenous religion known as the Dreaming that goes back thousands of years in Australia, but the religion introduced to the country in 1788.

For example, Jesus wasn't born a Middle-Eastern man in a manger, but a bronzed Aussie with tight pecks, wrapped in an Australian flag.

If you understand the difference between an adjective and a verb, you needn't apply. All that matters is the flag, juicing up, praying to the ANZACs, hating anything not white and a lack of charisma.

The United Patriots Front is an emerging body of critical thinkers who have crafted a mythology about the way Australia is or was or should be or something. Like all white supremacists, they are ticked off with their own lives and are blaming anyone who believe in basic human rights for their misery.

by witless January 29, 2016

Piggy Front

In essence this is the piggie-front, but with more sexual conotations. The man stands up, ERECT, and poises for the jump. The woman stands directly across and prepares to recieve the man's meat club. The man leaps and penetrates the sloppy waffle while hanging on like an orangutan cub to its mother. Sex ensues. It is also nicknamed the squealer because the woman squeals like a pig.

That bitch was squealin after that piggy front. Then she died.

by Neil Boudreaux June 13, 2010

fronting

Placing your hand on the front of your pants and making exaggerated masturbatory gestures (either for the purpose of achieving an orgasm or to show off).

1. Did you see those guys fronting at the cheerleader tryouts?
2. Several guys at the school dance formed a fronting conga line before the principal stepped in to stop it.
3. Hugh G. Rection was fronting for almost a minute in drama class before the teacher figured out what was going on.

by jinxx July 28, 2012

United Patriots Front

The United Patriots Front (UPF) is a populist far-right movement based in Australia which opposes Islam. Although the UPF and its members deny being racist, their social media video rants and behaviour at protests suggests otherwise. The UPF leaderships is made up of militaristic narcissistic racists, and its followers tend to be uneducated bogans who feel disenfranchised under the current system of government and/or intimidated by people who have intellectual capacity beyond grunting.

"I'm going to a protest rally today organised by the United Patriots Front because I'm a racist bigot."

by Pineapple Thief December 10, 2015

Front Load

To take a load in your front.

That chick was gonna rear load the bouncer to get in. But he wanted a Front Load instead. Since he was tall and not bad looking. a load might result in genetically superior offspring. So she was a ok with that.

by The Dirty Mexican December 27, 2012

front

1. To 'rock up' or go to something.
2. A cover for anything. Usually an illegal enterprise.
3. The best seat in the car. What you want to get when you say 'shotgun'.

1. "This cunt better front with the cash soon or I'm getting out my 38."
2. "My Kebab store is a front for my heroin dealing."
"We'll front as wealthy businessmen to get in to the party."
3. "Shotgun front!"

by Diego August 18, 2003

full frontal snooging

fucking a teddy bear

My god she snogged his ass good.

by u know who i am April 13, 2003