ass gape

Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside
See also ass cave

1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape
2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape

by ryan_991 November 21, 2007

eat ass

The act of licking or shoving your tongue inside of a person's anus.

"do you eat ass?"

by GayRetardIan June 25, 2016

ass lipstick

The shit stain left on the toilet seat from some fat ass that can't wipe his butt and leaves a mark on the seat for the next guy. Ass lipstick is like the lipstick left on a coffee mug or cigarette butt, except it is on the toilet seat and it is from your ass.

I went for a shit and saw someone left me ass lipstick stain on the toilet seat for me to enjoy.

by thank you 2 January 12, 2010

Ass Shim

A layer of paper placed over a toilet seat to protect your ass from touching the seat. Mainly in public restrooms.

Corey: "dude did you see that toilet seat?!"

Mark: "yeah son, i had to lay down 22 ass shims before i could shit!!"

by ItsWitz April 3, 2010

ass tucker

its a boss or supervisor that steals your ideas or take credit for your work. And then talks shit about you to your coworker or his boss

He work for bp as a company man his a real ass tucker

by 74*wtf October 25, 2016

pimp-ass

(adj.) Something or someone of exceptional reknown or of up-to-the-minute style and knowledge; one who is not to be dissed or fucked with. Similar to "badass".

"That is one pimp-ass motherfucker, G!"; "Your suit is fuckin' pimp-ass!"

by dudley1969 May 16, 2003

Balls-ass

adv. A superlative with a negative connotation

Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.

by Bragnor December 5, 2009