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Play football 

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.
"This game is too close, I gotta play football"
Play football by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

The Football wall 

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30
Newcastle United have hit the football wall
The Football wall by Dr Tard August 10, 2025

Grvy football mode 

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.
Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?

ass football

ass football is when u play football but the goal is the ass
man i played a round of ass football and i struck the ball right into her ass

American Football

American Football is an American midwest emo band from Urbana, Illinois, originally active from 1997 to 2000. They reformed in 2014.

The band was formed by guitarist, bassist and singer Mike Kinsella (formerly of Cap'n Jazz and Joan of Arc; currently of Owen), guitarist Steve Holmes and drummer and trumpet player Steve Lamos (formerly of the One Up Downstairs). Lamos announced his departure from the band in 2021 but rejoined in 2023.

Despite the group's short initial lifespan, their self-titled debut album became one of the most acclaimed emo and math rock records of its era. After reuniting in 2014, with Kinsella's cousin Nate Kinsella joining the band, American Football has released three more albums, all bearing the same name as their debut: American Football (2016), American Football (2019), and American Football (2026).
I saw American Football live 4 days ago!

monkey monkey football 

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football