fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

fake dyke

A girl who isn't actually a lesbian and only wants attention

See that youngone? yeah she's a fake dyke

by Fakedykefromloreto October 9, 2016

fakelows

Fake lows ... Addition of side skirts and side bars , deep bumpers to give the look of a lower vehicle .... Small wheels=fakelows .... Parking on long grass .. Fakelows

Look at them fakelows .....

by Jonnyjpl October 5, 2016

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017

Fake-ance

A person to whom your were once engaged to, broke up with or called off engagement, and then you get back together without him asking for your hand in marriage again.

Girl, I don’t want to here about your fake-ance and those wack wedding plans.

by drsforreal October 1, 2018

Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.

Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.

by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019