farming

1) The act of sleeping in excess of what is needed, sleeping on an irregular schedule, sleeping through one's own alarm, phone calls, loud noises, or any other attempt to wake the "farmer" up.

2) Missing activities due to chronic fatigue caused by irregular sleeping pattern/laziness.

Matt didn't make it to thermodynamics today because he was too busy farming. He was really tired after engaging in "other activities" all night.

Matt said he couldn't make it to the meetings because he had personal problems; however, everyone knew he was just farming.

How the heck did Matt get voted star of the month? He's always farming.

by T. J. Z. and A. P. C. November 12, 2008

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

famping

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".

My friends and I are going famping this weekend

by Jutz July 29, 2007

flaming susanne

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to the vagina while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the vagina to burst into flames. See flaming ted for penis.

Hey Charlotte, will grab the hand sanitizer and give me a flaming susanne?

by DB BN February 5, 2008

flaming pink

A sexual move in which a girl has to queef you take a lighter and light the queef on fire

(flaming) (pink) (vagina) (fire) (queef) (flaming pink)

by realygrossshit March 1, 2009

Flaming

The worst possible thing you can ever be called.

That stupid flaming.
You're a flaming.

Ebert: The movie Little Man, is the definition of flaming.

Bob: Marsha, why are you so sad?
Marsha: Billy called me a flaming. *whine*
Bob: WHAT!? Why would anyone call someone such a harsh and hurtful name like that?!
Marsha: I killed his family.
Bob: Oh, you flaming.

by Christopher Michael Williams-McMaster August 17, 2007

potato famine

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)

"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".

by bowza September 27, 2006