fake-ass-bitch 

some one who thinks that they are the shit, and can do whatever they want and thinks that everyone likes them. even though no one does.

this person will claim to do things, and never do.

person1:"man, that martin king kid is a fake-ass-bitch."

person2: "yeah, i heard someone hit a whole in his window, and then he was acting like every drug dealer in the area was gona do sometihng about it."

person1:"hahah nope. he wont do shit."

person2:"your right..he is a fake-ass-bitch"

person1:"yep."

fake-ass-bitch by tstar* August 3, 2006

play action fake 

You are having sexual intercourse with a woman and you are thrusting your penis into her anal cavity. Just before you are about to excrete manjuice, you pull out and spit on the woman's back so that she thinks you came. Then, as she turns around, you jack off in her face, leaving a sticky, smelly mess.

Woman: "Are you gonna cum?"
Man: "Yes honey, right now." *spit!*
Woman: "Wow, that was some great sex! Let me just turn around and-"

play action fake by Dan Jakubek May 1, 2004

fake pearls 

Fake pearl are fake pearl necklaces worn by scene kids. They are really long, not like a choker or anything. They're long on purpose, so you can see it. Is usually worn over a brightly colored top or over their polka dot dresses.

Scene kids always wear fake pearls. They're really long, the pearls are usually huge, and they have this cheap look to them, trashy not elegant. Just look at the scene kids on Myspace, almost every scene kid will have a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face wearing fake pearls.

fake pearls by xxxcore April 24, 2006

fake asian 

A term referring to Filipinos and tribes of Asia such as Mien, Hmong, Khmu, etc. The reason being is because they identify with no country and Filipinos can't agree whether they're Asian or Pacific Islander.

Tom: Man that fool hella fake Asian.
Jerry: Yeah! He can't decide if he's Asian or Pacific Islander!

fake asian by Tree50 September 24, 2007

fake n' bake

noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is

verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair

noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....

fake n' bake by smart blond <--- lol December 9, 2004

fakeaway 

Curry, or any other manner of takeaway food, that is made with ingredients and jars of sauce from the supermarket

Fakeaway, a home-made, belt-tightening version of a takeaway

fakeaway by $aze October 31, 2008

fake a shit 

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

fake a shit by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010