Dave Express

The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.

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Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

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Living Expense

A cool skate shop that features many different styles and collections of clothing. It is known for its funny and vast amounts of culture in not only their clothing but their Instagram captions. Started in 2019 by a high school student (Steve Funnell).

Woah is that a Living Expense shirt, nice! They are Canadian you know.

by Steve Wittek November 14, 2020

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Orient Express

When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.

Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

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Gold Experience Requiem

this stand is the true definition of uno reverse card, this overpowered bad boy can

1. reset your actions to zero
2. punch you really fast
3. put you in an infinite death loop

Gold Experience Requiem: kore ga requiem da

by okmasterletskilldaho January 30, 2021

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