Ethan Hurkett

Short like really short like the amount people who like Jacob Minecraft

I'm only 2 inches tall I must be Ethan Hurkett

by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019

Ethan Gilbert

Says very shitty jokes randomly

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes

by Tomura May 12, 2022

Ethan Ong

Ethan Ong is someone who will spend all his life savings on games. He will always use "EthanEaten" for all his game usernames.

ryan: "why does he have so many valorant skins?"
jiaheng: "idk man he is probably an Ethan Ong"

by bigdicman August 3, 2021

Ethan Lam

POG WATER

-BIG B(Bryant)
-Big D(Dylan)

Damn he's a Ethan Lam.

by Dylan_dhb April 17, 2021

Laney and Ethan

Laney and Ethan are the best duo ever. They think alike, act alike and give off the best vibes ever. They have slight anger problems but are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Most people assume they are dating, or have something going on behind the scenes. Laney and Ethan are a bond that will never die. They are the life of the party when they are together and their smiles light up a room. They do everything together. A Laney and Ethan bond is a bond that nothing can break separate or hurt. These is one of the strongest couples you will ever meet. They do both struggle mentally and try to make everyone around them happy before themselves, they need one another to function correctly. Laney and Ethan are the best friends ever and will get married one day.

“Did you see Laney and Ethan? They would be such a cute couple.”
“Man I wish I had a bond like Laney and Ethan.”

by Swaggyshawty April 18, 2021

Ethan Fenu

Italian, strong, energetic, sexy, usually shaped like a jacked dwarf and look a lot like there whole family especially his cousin, these dwarfs can do one handed pushups and are fucking bitches

Pal : have you seen ethan fenu

Shane : Yeah i saw him taking crack

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Ethan and Jessica

a powerful duo, always on each others side till forever. They are the best couple ever and no one else can beat them. They are the perfect couple, always laughing and having fun. They are constantly laughing together and are madly wholesome and romantic. They are perfect for each other.

Girl 1: yo is ethan single
Girl 2: Nah shes dating jessica, Ethan and Jessica are perfect for each other, dont be a home-wrecker.

by thecoolestgf.ever May 20, 2022