One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.
He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.
by ponzi_joe May 14, 2013
Get the e-musclesmug. A person who posts idiotic things online (on the internet), yet is a highly intelligent person offline (in real life).
An online idiot.
An online idiot.
You're an e-diot.
Did you see what Bill posted last night, he may be a brain surgeon but he is such an e-diot.
Can you stop posting so many cat videos, you're being an e-diot.
Did you see what Bill posted last night, he may be a brain surgeon but he is such an e-diot.
Can you stop posting so many cat videos, you're being an e-diot.
by Lisa&Justin&Barqs August 9, 2018
Get the e-diotmug. "I CAN COUNT TO 1-2-3! K&E IS THERE FOR ME!"
by K&EKid666 January 31, 2018
Get the K&Emug. A card in the game of clash royale used by gay faggots and people who ride horse cocks while playing. They like watching
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by Straightperson476 July 19, 2021
Get the E barbsmug. The online chat equivalent of windmilling. When the protagonist indiscriminantly 'steams in' to one or more users of an online discussion forum.
E-Windmilling example from an internet discussion forum:
If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.
Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.
Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.
If you are the acid-faced, bespectacled, arrogant, humourless, stick-up-yer-arse git who hissed across the pub to instruct me to quit enjoying banter with the other teams in the pub quiz, please be informed that at the next quiz I have every intention of sitting right next to you and shouting out all the wrong answers right in your miserable, po-faced, evidently-works-in-finance ear.
Sir: If you don't like banter, don't go down the pub.
Looking forward to whupping your arse (in the quiz, of course. I don't do fisticuffs, even if that is what you were angling for last night. Sorry to deny you the satisfaction of neanderthal pleasures) next Sunday, once again.
by Pub quiz March 30, 2009
Get the e-windmillingmug. What you do when someone you know only from the internet (Facebook, Myspace, Message Boards) dies.Often you may not even know the persons real name, yet genuinely feel saddened by their passing.
Bob: You look bummed out.
Me: I'm e-grieving, Shooter McGavin died.
Bob: The guy from Happy Gillmore?
Me: No some guy I've known for 4 years on a message board.
Me: I'm e-grieving, Shooter McGavin died.
Bob: The guy from Happy Gillmore?
Me: No some guy I've known for 4 years on a message board.
by twalko1 June 17, 2009
Get the e-grievingmug. noun; the altered way that people behave when in an online setting, such as a chat room; alter-ego behavior online
Out of line with her usual demure comportment, elaine_a_go_go cursed at herbert2000 in a classic display of jekyll-and-hyde e-havior.
by bethany_is_falling July 25, 2009
Get the e-haviormug.