Ding

A breaded and fried turd, shaped like a boneless buffalo wing, coated in hot or barbecue sauce, so as to trick the eater into thinking it was chicken.

(cook at a restaurant) "that lady was such a bitch, i'm gonna cook her up a nice hot ding."

(second cook) "hell, i gotta dump too, let's just make it a full plate!"

by dingmaster January 12, 2010

Dingbat Device

An object that the user thinks works, but really actually doesn't.

Did you see Nick had gotten one of those Q-link necklaces? He really thinks it helps his golf game.

Dude that's just a dingbat device. It's all in his head.

by Ohmanthatissotrue April 24, 2010

Dingbatitude

Being in a frequent state of unneccesary confusion and panic, especially when confronted with a change in routine; easily knocked off balance emotionally. Like Edith Bunker, in All In The Family.

Bob lost his Blackberry again and he's waving his arms in a panic. It's probably up his ass. He has some serious dingbatitude!

by FraidyCatt December 8, 2010

ding dangger

the pinnacle of an amazing experience that needs to be expressed. like hitting a nitrous balloon, when your brain is hitting a freighter (metaphorically), and you suddenly have a mindful of blinky toys.

Guy 1:"How was that whip-it bra, fuckin titties or what?"

Guy 2:"It was a fuckin ding dangger, B"

by Dayrock January 1, 2011

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

Ding

Australian slang for Methamphetamine, (although not a very widely used term). usually the gooier, more cut and less potent form of bikie speed is being referred to here.

Person 1: "hey, keen for some ding?"

Person 2: "der!"

by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012

Ding Bong

n: A butt.

My ding bong is itchy.

by Spengler August 28, 2012