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Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.
The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.
by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022
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deuce

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.
1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!
by Black107 November 1, 2006
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deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014
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Deuce

Deuce is the social planner. There is never a dull moment around Deuce. He’s never met an enemy. He loves movies about gangsters amd drug dealers.
Hey Deuce… what are we doing tonight?
by Quag November 24, 2021
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Now that's how you drop a Deuce

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.
damn! that' guys on fire! Now that's how you drop a deuce!
by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018
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Deuce

Deuce can be used as a synonym for the term “mess with me” and is usually followed by the word “me”
by urbansandy November 7, 2022
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flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.
before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.
by zaivon July 6, 2010
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