Dead Chicken

When a chicken is no longer living, it is dead. I hope your chicken is dead

I have no life

CHOP,
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken

by LovedemCHICKENS May 29, 2019

facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.

Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!

by hcranomtsaleht June 08, 2012

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 28, 2016

Dead ass

Dead ass means you’re dead serious or you’re really serious or you’re just serious or your jus... It just means straight facts or for real. K.

Person 1 : yo this is some good cake
Person 2: DEAD ASS bruh

by Your average joe mamma November 13, 2019

Dead Salad

A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.

Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.

by HF85 September 23, 2021

Dead Data

(noun)

1 : (cultural warming) Data that is no longer relevant.

Vogue is dead data.
Louis Vuitton is dead data.

by lquipu July 18, 2017

Dead dab

When a man sprinkles a dead persons ashes on his penis and gets a girl to lick it off

“Connor did you do anything with Tea last night?”
“Yeah I have her a dead dab it was great”

by Unknown5437 September 05, 2021