dead zoot

A half smoked joint, zoot, weed cigarette, usually found and picked up from the floor with the intention of smoking it.

-Fam there are baaare dead zoots in the park, come smoke them
-Ugh that's disgusting

by Reeky12 May 21, 2017

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dead endin'

The common yet very disappointing realization, or point you reach, when you have no more options or ideas. You're tapped out, bushed, done, Finito Benito. You've run out of gas, paint's fallen off the car. You're washed up. Turn out the lights, the party's over.

"Boss, we have been racking our brains trying to come up with a new angle to sell this new shiny thing that all the millennial will clamor for, but we're dead endin' here.

by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017

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dead awake

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.

She was dead awake when her alarm went off.

by Gthang17 September 17, 2016

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dead anal

its when ur not that into doing anal but ur partner is having a wild time

Tam: my boyfriend and I had dead anal last night
Skylar: what's that?
Tam: I'm not into anal but he is, so I just laid there like a dead body. Dead anal.

by badlandssss February 2, 2018

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Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012

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facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.

Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!

by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012

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