Human condom

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.

Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with

by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017

Condom Shot

The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.

“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father

Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018

luggage condom

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022

Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time

I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

by !Hey February 15, 2023