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commando

Best Arnie movie ... EVER
Come on! You gotta like the part where he just causes mass extinction on a whole island only getting a few scratches.
by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004
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Sex Coma

A trance like state entered during sex where you loose total control of your actions
I was in a sex coma when i slapped you
by Notyourbabiesdaddy November 18, 2010
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10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.

2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.

3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.

4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.

5- Thou shall not grill.

6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.

7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.

8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.

9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.

10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.
by Mud0Day October 13, 2020
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Master Wing Commander

a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman
"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"
by Oneliners June 30, 2009
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comatoasted

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
by Teratogen May 26, 2011
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comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning
Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"
by last-call August 20, 2011
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Cum Coma

A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends
Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake

Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma
by Hewmew October 15, 2017
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