colon tag

A game played by five or more sexually active adults in which one person "tags" another by inserting their sex organ or sex toy into another's rectum and shouts "Tag! You're it!"

Charles and Tiffany were getting it on. They thought they would mix it up a bit and try anal. Midway through, Charles shouted "Tag! You're It!" Therefore, Tiffany now followed Michael, who followed Jim, who followed Rita as "it" in colon tag.

by Johnny Toushi May 8, 2007

colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010

colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!

ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

Colon Popper

One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound

Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014

Collin

A very geeky kid but usually loves pale girls. He's very nice but can be mean at times. Usually his favorite season is summer and loves to hang out with his friends. He loves fishing and a very forgiving person.

Collin can sometimes be gay or say something about a girl he likes even though it may be a rude thing.

by Casey783 April 4, 2017

Collin

An Awesome Guy to hang out with who is Understanding, Beautiful, German, Shy, and loves his soul mate, Collin thinks about his future way too much and girls go wild over it, but only one girl who his future would be with and her name would be Paige. He is one of those cool guys and hangs out with some athletic friends and loves the Military

Hey is that Collin? Yeah hes super funny and cool!

by tookerc1234 August 7, 2017