Clarse

Typically used in association football(soccer), it is a spin-off from the word class, but is instead used to talk a horrible performance.

I thought Phil Foden would be good at the Euros, but he's shown me that he's clarse

What a clarse performance from Haaland today, he missed two penalties!

by Sublicius December 15, 2024

claudetta

“The worst skank bitch I’ve ever met” hits hard with claudetta

Dude: do you like this girl
Dude 2: no she is such a claudetta

by Ilovepizza111 January 5, 2025

Clauded

To lose your job to Claude, Anthropic's AI assistant, or to AI in general. Can also refer to having any task, role, or responsibility taken over by Claude.

"The whole customer support team got Clauded when the company switched to AI." / "I tried to write the report but my boss Clauded me and just used ChatGPT."

by Java Don February 26, 2026

Cause Numbers

A prescription of benzos (i.e. Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan, &/or Valium). Called Cause Numbers because I always wake up in jail with a new cause number after taking 1 too many.

I woke up in the drunk tank again, beaten and with no memory of what charges I was being held on. Blame it on those Cause Numbers again!

by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

Claudegasm

The look of bewilderment and excitement when someone realized the capability of modern AI systems.

I built my first app today with AI and had a huge claudegasm.

by claudegasm March 15, 2026

Claustrophobic

your weak, pathetic, and useless. You will never be able to find love, and your just a twink.

KAIAH: “Bryan is such a claustrophobic!..”

by _sodatab_ February 19, 2025

claustrohphobia

Da fear of "having a cold one" while in any locale other than a wide-open space.

Having claustrohphobia is at one extreme on da alcohol-and-sociability scale, and then at da other end there are those individuals who "don't like drinking alone". But maybe da two "total opposite" types aren't truly incompatible --- how 'bout if you form a group of folks out on da Great Plains, but with each person standing a number of yards apart and "having a beer about it" (acknowledgements to Kevin Brown --- i.e., "Junkyard Digs") while quietly thinking his own thoughts? Da theory there is dat nobody is truly alone, but at da same time, none of da participants is even-remotely "getting' up in da face" of anyone else --- good compromise, perhaps?

by QuacksO March 6, 2025