Cooper

A fucking cunt who you want to run over with a semi-truck, or a lawn mower, or anything that'll hurt like a bitch. A Cooper is a little shit who is so self centered, so xenophobic, so rude, and a wannabe fuck boy. If you ever see a Cooper, then just hop in your car and FUCKING FLOOR IT

Person one: "ewww is that a cockroach?!"
Person two: "no that's just Cooper"

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

cooperanderson

fat sack of shit who can't make beats and fucks his mom.

you're such a cooperanderson.

by gdfgdfgreee October 29, 2017

Cooper

Is just gay and his sis gives out good wristies to anyone

Whos the gay kid

Ummmm thats Cooper

by LennyDirtay December 24, 2018

Cooper

Some random kid that plays Minecraft all day that can make a funny faces

Logan- You know that kid named cooper
Jack- Yeah
Logan- He plays Minecraft and is always making a funny face

by Uh oh stinky:))) October 24, 2019

Cooper

A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .

“Fuck, Cooper jerked off in my saucepan again.”

by Uncircumcised Jew April 15, 2020

wattle chopper

Someone who is too "straight", "clean" or "square". Two possible etymologies. In Australia: originally a developer who chops down wattle (Acacia) trees, taming the wilderness. Everywhere else: originally someone who uses Autotune. If you gently karate-chop your adam's apple when you sing, you can sound like you are using autotune.

Have you ever seen Joe bust a move? I haven't either. He must be a wattle chopper.

by Mauritius Moorhen June 12, 2011

Alice Cooper

Betty Cooper's mom. A badass, the funniest parent in riverdale.

"why dont you kill yourself then? you had a thing with Penelope Blossom. or me for that matter. I stepped out on you with FP Jones,who in,everyway that you are not, is a real man" -Alice Cooper in one of the most ICONIC scenes ever

by Steph Pinnock December 1, 2018