homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

chims

Chronic Hanging Instant Messenger Syndrome. Person ignores anothers comments while getting work done.

"Sorry to for the chim."

by Humid Haney April 10, 2005

chaps

Could'a Had A Polo Shirt

A cheaper, more casual line of clothes than Polo, by Ralph Lauren. Its logo is a "C" or a "C" with an RL in it, in laurels. A cut above stuff like Hollister or Old Navy, but still doesn't make the big leagues like Lacoste and Polo

Bob: Yo, look at that dude with the polo with the laurels on it! I see a bigass C in a box. Must be Chaps.

Rob: Yup. He's about 30 bucks short of a real polo, or it's 30% off at The Bay this weekend

by Fortuna Fortes Juvat September 1, 2008

Chims

Boobs i.e. chimmychangas

Casey: Look at her shirt! You can totally see her chims.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).

Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?

by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005

Chinstrap

Use instead of saying "chinstrap beards or stalkers with chinstrap beards"

Dude: Mike is such a fucking little Chinstrap biacth!
Bro: Yeah he followed us around and his creepy Chinstrap rubbed on my arm, ewwww!

by chinstrap May 2, 2009

chinsulation

The flap of blubber forming a double chin (or multiple chin).

His chinsulation cascaded over his shirt collar.

by Jonny Plankton February 10, 2009