Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 03, 2024
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Dirty Carpet

Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina
by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011
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Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
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Carpet-dildo

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
by Mudonna August 24, 2021
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Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks

Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.
Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.
by johnwhat6 November 18, 2024
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Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
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Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018
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