Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

bread state

A state that produces a lot of wheat.

Kansas, the leading US producer of wheat, is clearly a bread state.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

Bread Clip

It's a derogatory slang word for a (specifically) white (usually single) women who lives off of welfare/food stamps/wic. With multiple biracial children.

The term comes origins come from the act of buying bread with a wic check.

"There goes that bread clip and her 5 kids."

"That is the supermarket all the bread clips go to."

"You don't wanna date dat hoe she's a bread clip"

by ndidomin May 13, 2014

bread eater

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by PvZ is my waifu May 28, 2022

Bread Fest

Three women, preferably MILFs, get together, ploy roles, and have intercourse with strap-on dildos for 3 days. After the 3 days are over they cook a lot of bread so they can pretend to their families that they were just making bread.

Hey girls would you like to have a bread fest.

by Fred Iverson May 28, 2016