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sadee and brandon

by you again February 27, 2009
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Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.
Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.
by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016
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Brandon Moore

A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.
"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"
"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."
by bitchbuymeahotdog! October 18, 2008
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Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.
wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale
by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008
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brandon spence

the maddest of all cunts.
by slippery slimy salamanda December 12, 2010
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Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.
I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .
by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021
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Brandon and sara

Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up
by Fjjxhshsjfjj jzj January 3, 2018
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