Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010

Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.

I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.

by da ho April 2, 2010

battery interuptis

When the battery in your adult toy runs out mid intercourse and you are forced to interupt the session to search for a new battery.

Bill; "how was your weekend Tim?"
Tim: "it was awsome, except for that darned battery interuptis"

by jake678 April 25, 2010

Betterestest

When you are Better than better you are Betterest and when you are better than that... You are Betteretest

Carla Gordon is the Betterestest looking

by Wellytron September 30, 2010

Better than a good night kiss

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.

A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

batterykens

1. n. People who drive totally electric cars; usually forward thinkers, hippies, etc.

2. n. Trend followers, avant garde novelists etc. , often derisive.

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Nice car. You batterykens are sure coming out of your closet-sized garages.

You're saying that because our garages are so small right?

by hardyharhar1 March 14, 2013