birthday

To celebrate one more year of being alive by almost dying from overdose

yo bro, It's my birthday, lets do all kinds of drugs and wash them down with alcohol.

by DuckLover43 September 29, 2020

Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.

That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!

by Condomant May 25, 2023

Birthday

Birthday (buhth·dei) is a day where everyone forgets one second after you tell someone, they don't even care. Birthday is the day where you are dragged out of Joe Mama to eternal hell.

Person 1: It's my Birthday tomorrow

Person 2: ok

the next day...

Person 1: Yay it's my birthday

Person 2: Your Mom Gay

by Mewies May 13, 2020

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

Lucas’s birthday

Pure my birthday man

Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday

by Lucas the cool wean November 6, 2019

The Birthday Suite

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.

Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.

by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025