White Base55

1. The act of living in a chat room and pretending to have knowledge of WWII. See Example 1
2. When a homosexual black man penetrates another homosexual black man until he bleeds internally. See Example 2
3. See also "no life".

Example 1 ~
White Base55 (12:04:33AM): I have a life unlike you losers.
White Base55 (4:16:57AM): Dumbasses.
White Base55 (7:44:01AM): Now I have to go to school, but I'll be back the second I get home.
White Base55 (2:12:21PM): Back. I see you're all still lifeless.

Example 2 ~
White Base55: OH YEAH DAD, PENETRATE MY ASSHOLE HARD! COME ON! SEMENATE INTO MY RECTUM NOW!!!!!

by SilenceHyper January 31, 2005

420th base

Having sex while smoking a blunt and imagining shrek ruinin your butthole with his giant ogry penis and tell you too "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP".

"Doctor! What happened to his ass!" "He went to 420th base"

by Tomchaos January 20, 2015

Baeden

Baeden is a very tall, sexy, randy unintelligent man who doesn't pull very good chicks. Other than that Baeden is very cool.

"omg Baeden is soo hott"

by mcmuffin69 November 23, 2011

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

BASEketball

"Listen pig-fucker, can I call you pig-fucker?"
"No, only my friends can call me pig-fucker."

It's Baseball... it's Basketball... it's Baseketball!

by JOKa August 25, 2003

38th Base

when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge

hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?

hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.

by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008

3rd base

3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie

by Cosnett April 6, 2005