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massachusetts baseball 

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.
"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."

brunts base 

Where all the retarded kids in my school go.
Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base
brunts base by Oxogod November 6, 2017

dick baseball 

when a group of men are in a locker room, or otherwise largely congregated area, and decide to pass time by participating in a game of baseball, using their dicks as the bat.
Well boys, we got anything better to do?
Nah, dick baseball it is.

LED baseball cap

A baseball cap is a close-fitting cap with a curved part at the front that sticks out above your eyes.
when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.
"hey Margret guess what I purchased on wish last night"
"let me guess, a golden dick trophy"
"no, an LED BASEBALL CAP"
"WOW!!!"

twentyfirst base 

When you browse and masturbate to every base definition on urban dictionary
You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base

Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro
twentyfirst base by Thepeepeeman October 17, 2019

Wii baseball 

The quickest way to get a sore arm besides from jacking off.
My arm is so sore from Wii baseball.
Wii baseball by 8tb39q4 g March 9, 2020

Second base 

First base : Kissing for at least 15minutes with toungue .TUTORIAL:grab her from the waist pull her in hold her head and kiss her on the lips , pause every few seconds and rotate your head to the other side , I’m the meantime stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around hers, let her stick her tongue in now and start sucking on it such on her lips on her young lick her face kiss her neck give her a hickey (synonyms :making out, French kiss, worm wrestle, young kiss, lip to tongue

Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry

Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head

Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis

—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Brittany-I was on a date with Jungwon last night
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut

Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE

Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day

Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
Second base by Koooook July 26, 2023